Driving while stupid

Let us examine a program the NFL implemented to prevent players from ever driving under the influence. The program includes the following:

• A driver will pick you up, any time, from any location
• The drivers arrive in luxury SUVs
• The drivers are prohibited from asking any questions
• There is no fee
• The drivers are prohibited from accepting tips
• The contract is with off-duty officers and other personnel who are licensed to carry firearms so that they can protect the players
• The contracts call for there to videos, video games and snacks in the back for players.
• This program is outlined in a memo distributed to all NFL players

So even if you are just too cheap to call a cab or rent a car service, all you have to do is dial the number and a car will a appear to take you anywhere you want to go. Any NFL player that gets a DUI is some word far worse than stupid but that word currently escapes my mind. Any thoughts on what that word should be?  Perhaps Braylon just misplaced his memo.



P.S. - My wife already thought of Braylon as a douche for his lack of fantasy production last year.....